“Most People Are Too Busy Earning a Living to Make Any Money”
Most people work hard. The 7 day weeks. The 18 hour days.
But I didn’t start to make big money until I did less— a lot less.
This ad, for example took 2 hours to write. With a little luck it should earn me 30 maybe over a hundred thousand dollars.
What’s more, I am going to ask you to send me ten dollars for something that will cost me no more than 60 cents. I will try to make it so irresistible that you’d be a darned fool not to do it.
After all, why should you care if I make $9.40 profit, it I can show you how to make a lot more?
What If I’m so sure that you will make money my Crazy Mans’ Way that I’ll make you the world’s most unusual guarantee?
And here it is: I won’t even cash your check or money order for 30 days AFTER I’ve sent you the information packet.
That will give you plenty of time to get it, read it, try it out and see if you like it or not.
If you don’t agree that it’s worth at least a hundred times what you invested, send it back. Your check or money order will be returned to you by mail.
The only reason I won’t send it to you and bill your or send it C.O.D. is because both these methods involve more time and money.
I’m going to give you the biggest bargain of your life.
Because I am going to tell you what it took me ten years to perfect: How to Make Money the Crazy Man’s Way.
Now, I have to brag a little, I don’t mind it. This is necessary—to prove that sending me ten dollars… which I will keep “in escrow” until you are satisfied….is the smartest thing you have ever done.
I live in a house that is worth $110,000.00. I turned down an offer for it last month for more than that. My mortgage is less than $40,000.00. The only reason I haven’t paid it off is because my accountant and investment broker advised me not to. They told me I would be stupid to pay it off.
My “office” is down the road about five miles from my house it is right on the beach. I am the only person around who can launch their boat from their own house from my second driveway. No one else can for fifty miles in either direction. My beach is nice and sandy or rocky, depending on the water how it comes in during tide from the big lake I live on each time. I like listening to the water hitting the beach while sleeping at night.
I work about 6-7 hours a day, 10 months a year.
The rest of the time we spend at our “cottage” at Rufus Lake. I paid $28,000.00 to build it from scratch by myself. I paid cash for it.
I own two boats and a Platinum truck and Lincoln Continental. All paid for.
We own stocks, bonds, investments, and cash in the bank. But the most important thing I have is priceless: “time with my family”.
I will show you just how I did it – the Crazy Man’s Way — a secret which I have shared with a few close friends.
It doesn’t require “Education”. I am a high school graduate.
It doesn’t require “capital or money”. When I started out. I was so deep in debt that a lawyer friend advised me to go bankrupt as the only way out for me then. I refused, he was wrong. We paid off our debts, other than our low mortgage, we don’t owe a cent to any person.
It doesn’t require “luck”. I have had more than my share, but I am not promising you that you’ll make as much money as I have. Or you may do better. I personally know one man who have used these principles, worked hard, and made millions of dollars in eight years. But money isn’t everything.
You do not need “talent”. Just enough brains to know what to look for. I will tell you that.
You don’t require “youth’. One woman I worked with if over 60. She has travelled the world over, making all the money she needs, and doing only what I taught her.
It doesn’t require “experience”. A widow in Alabama has been averaging $30,000.00 a year for the past five years, using my methods.
What does it require? Belief. Enough to put the principles into action. If you do just that and nothing more, nothing less, the results will be hard to believe. Remember, I guarantee it.
You don’t have to give up your job. But you may soon be making so much money that you will be able to. Once again, I guarantee it.
The wisest man I ever knew told me something I never forgot: “Most people are too busy earning a living to make any money.”
Don’t take as long as I did to find out he was right.
I’ll prove it to you, if you’ll send in the coupon now. I am not asking you to “believe” me.
Just Try it. If I am wrong, all you have lost is a couple of minutes and a .50 cent stamp. But what if I am right?
“I have examined this advertisement. On the basis of personal acquaintance with Mr. Joe Karbo for 18 years and my professional relationship as his accountant, I certify that every statement is true.” (Accountant’s name available upon request).
Southern California First National Bank
17122 Beach Blvd., Huntington Beech, California 92647
17105 South Pacific Dept. 428-A
Sunset Beach, California, 90742
Joe, you may be full of beans, but what have I got to lose? Send me the Crazy Man’s Way to Riches. But don’t deposit my check or money order for 30 days after it is in the mail.
If I return your material—for any reason—within that time, return my uncashed check or money order to me. On that basis, here is my ten dollars.